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PostSubject: Osama Bin Laden Dead   Mon May 02, 2011 12:03 am

It was confirmed at about 8:45 Mountain time tonight by MSNBC and also confirmed by President Obama that Osama Bin Laden was indeed killed in strike raid in Ababad, Pakistan.

Oh thank heaven.

May those who were killed by al Queda rest in peace.

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PostSubject: Re: Osama Bin Laden Dead   Mon May 02, 2011 1:19 pm

When Osama bin Laden died, he was met at the Pearly Gates by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, he beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.

As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept and said, "This is not what an angel promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"

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PostSubject: Re: Osama Bin Laden Dead   Mon May 02, 2011 7:38 pm

LOL! That's great, Firstorm!

Robin Williams actually did something similar to that awhile ago. He also revealed that a Koran scholar said that the 72 virgins is not correct, but the translation is 72 crystal clear raisins.

From Robin Williams:

He goes to the Gate of Heaven and says "where are my bitches?"

"Here are your raisins!"

Here's a video of what I am talking about. He gives a few different possibilities.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xazRa6GyqXo
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