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PostSubject: The Career Choice of a Preacher's Son (funny!)   Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:47 pm

An old southern country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting
time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession.

Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do,
and he didn't seem too concerned about it.

One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an
experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table
four objects:

- a Bible,

- a silver dollar,

- a bottle of whisky and

- a Playboy magazine

"I'll just hide behind the door," the old preacher said to himself, "when he comes home from school this afternoon, I'll see which object he picks up. If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be! If he picks up the dollar, he's going to b e a businessman, and that would be okay, too.

But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunkard, and, Lord, what a shame that would be.

And worst of all, if he picks up that magazine he's gonna be a skirt-chasin' bum."

The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's footsteps as he
entered the house, whistling, and headed for his room. The boy tossed his
books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the
objects on the table. With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them.

Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked
up the silver dollar and dropped it into his pocket. He uncorked the
bottle and took a big drink while he admired this month's Centerfold.

"Lord have mercy," the old preacher disgustedly whispered, "he's gonna
be a Congressman!"

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PostSubject: Re: The Career Choice of a Preacher's Son (funny!)   Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:54 pm

*just dies of laughter*
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PostSubject: Re: The Career Choice of a Preacher's Son (funny!)   Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:37 am

again my humor button is broken because i definetly get it....it s just that i didn't find it funny(alot of things are this way)
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PostSubject: Re: The Career Choice of a Preacher's Son (funny!)   Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:30 am

Haha...that is hilarious!
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